Brilliant. Give XKCD a click here.
Thank you XKCD, seriously, this kind of thing is pervasive even from semi-respectable organizations.
Why yes I did write a not-so-friendly and yet historically accurate acrostic poem about Bloody Bloody Andrew “Old Hickory” Jackson at work today, I’m glad you asked. Now I I only my fridge wasn’t stainless steel so I could display it proudly!
N-ot deserving to be on the 20 dollar bill
A-ngry at the British for life
C. Calhoun, John
K-irk Douglas Theatre
S-poils system/Slave owner/small government
N-ullification / National Bank brinksmanship
This is a trick question, the answer is E: 0 after Friday, right?